Semi Spilled a Load of Dildos and Lube in Oklahoma City
RawNews1st – Semi Spilled a Load of Dildos and Lube in Oklahoma City.
Yesterday morning, a roll-over crash involving a semi-tractor trailer and a box truck occurred on I-40 near Mustang on the western fringes of the Oklahoma City metro.
The accident prompted the rubberneckers at KWTV News 9 to apparently scramble Patricia’s Sky News 9 for a live shot, and boy did chopper pilot Jim Gardner deliver.
After he gave a brief and vague update of the scene, intrigued morning anchor Lacey Lowery asked what cargo the truck was carrying and, specifically “what’s all over the road?”
After an awkward pause, a somewhat bashful Jim Gardner stuttered his way around the question and the cameraman zoomed in.
Concerned about how this accident may affect the OKC metro’s dildo and lube supply, I reached out to our friends at Patricia’s to see if everything was okay, and if they planned on having a candlelight vigil at the OKC Cockring.
They told us each location is fully stocked with a large supply of personal lubricants and sex toys, and the sales are buzzing.
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